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 Post subject: Are you a homegrown terrorist threat?
PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 9:11 am 
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Homeland Security might think so:

http://www.homelandstupidity.us/2007/05/13/you-are-the-homegrown-terrorist-threat/


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 Post subject: Re: Are you a homegrown terrorist threat?
PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 10:26 pm 
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I remember hearing about this last year. I just call myself a patriot... :lol:

I love the criteria about "usually harboring Marxist/Leninist philosophy" AND revering the U.S. Constitution (in the same sentence). Huh? :? Yeah, THAT makes perfect sense...

Oh, the t-shirts and bumper-stickers I can think of with all of this! In fact, the banner at the bottom of their article would make a great one!

Sorry, gotta run...off to build my compound, and stock it with uber-firearms, explosives, a year's supply of water, food, toilet paper, and bomb-making materials...and Martha Stewart's cookbooks. What can I say? I put the "domestic" in "domestic terrorist"! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Are you a homegrown terrorist threat?
PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 10:37 pm 
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Ooops, forgot: can you imagine whole new line of Jeff Foxworthy jokes? Instead of, "You might be a redneck..." jokes, how about, "You might be a domestic terrorist..."?


"If you buy a new house because the nearest neighbors are 20 miles away, and you will have enough space to practice shooting in your backyard, you might be a domestic terrorist."

"If Costco tells you to go home home because you keep wiping them out of bulk supplies, you might be a domestic terrorist."

"If you have memorized the calibres of every firearm known to man, yet you can't remember your kids' ages, you might be a domestic terrorist."

"If you can hunt deer, skin and dress them, and have a 6-month supply of venison in your freezer, you might be..."

"If you named any of your sons after the founding fathers, you might be a ....."

"If you say grace before meals, you might be a domestic terrorist."

"If you actually make your kids WORK for their allowance, you might be a ..."

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 Post subject: Re: Are you a homegrown terrorist threat?
PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:18 pm 
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If you say the Pledge of Allegiance, you might be a domestic terrorist

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 Post subject: Re: Are you a homegrown terrorist threat?
PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:38 pm 
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cmlesq wrote:
If you say the Pledge of Allegiance, you might be a domestic terrorist



Love it!!!! :lol:

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